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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Stop Downing Brew"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Stop Loving You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Don Gibson
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Stop Downing Brew"
Parody Written by:
Andy Primus
The Lyrics
I can’t stop downin’ brew…so I’m out of my mind
I’ve lost my memory…an’, oh, blown some rhyme
I can’t stop quaffin’ brew…a legless display
So I’ll just write this tripe in reams; no jest today
Those boozy hours…spent drinkin’ brew
So wrong, I know…sure stunts IQ
Way past my prime…brain’s a broken part
No rhyme of good skill…can’t weave any art
I can’t stop postin’ doo…an’ I hope you don’t mind
My thanks to Chucky G…he don’t charge one dime
I can’t stop writin’ doo…it’s useless, you say
But I’ll still post my tripe, it seems, each yesterday
I’ve lost my memory…an’, oh, blown some rhyme
I can’t stop quaffin’ brew…a legless display
So I’ll just write this tripe in reams; no jest today
Those boozy hours…spent drinkin’ brew
So wrong, I know…sure stunts IQ
Way past my prime…brain’s a broken part
No rhyme of good skill…can’t weave any art
I can’t stop postin’ doo…an’ I hope you don’t mind
My thanks to Chucky G…he don’t charge one dime
I can’t stop writin’ doo…it’s useless, you say
But I’ll still post my tripe, it seems, each yesterday
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Looks like we're on the same wavelength today Andy, though I guess you could say that as far as OS addiction goes I'm on hard liquor and you're on soft.
Hey' I did this OS first, and made a big hit out of it! If you're going to treat me like chopped liver, could you at least post your songs in Braille?
"Still", a clever title switch, and with as many beer parodies as you've done lately, I'll bet you could "barley" type and submit this one. (tells typist) Here are three Fives to "malt" your heart, and hope this "hops" to the top of the charts.
"Still", a clever title switch, and with as many beer parodies as you've done lately, I'll bet you could "barley" type and submit this one. (tells typist) Here are three Fives to "malt" your heart, and hope this "hops" to the top of the charts.
I'll drink to that! :)
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