Song Parodies -> "Schtumm! They're Going To Get You"

Original Song Title:

"Somewhere Over The Rainbow"

Original Performer:

Dorothy (from The Wizard of Oz)

Parody Song Title:

"Schtumm! They're Going To Get You"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're *not* out to get you...

Schtumm! They're going to get you
FBI
Those guys never forget you
Not even when you die

Schtumm! They're all out to get you
CIA
Obscene schemes that these schemers scheme
Will get you some day

Some day you'll meet a guy in t'bar
And wake up having been flown far away, way
Where torture is customary
And rendition's extr'ordinary
That's why I say: stay

Schtumm! They're going to get you
MI5
Their conspiring won't let you
Get out of here alive

The KGB you should avoid
It sure helps being paranoid, you'll wind up
Your brain melting like lemon drops
At their electrodes' little shocks
A mental mind f**k

Schtumm! They're there waiting for you
MI6
Mulder, Scully, for sure knew
All of their little tricks

If Scully read in her X-Files
How they can get you
Why, oh why can't I?

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rex - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

If I leave a comment, will they be able to find me? I don't think so....AARGH! Black helicopters! (Oh, by the way, marvelous parody.)

alvin rhodes - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

poignancy meets paranoia in amusing fashion

TJC - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Cockney slang day (or is it Yiddish) ?! Great dark take on the classic tune and proof that you\\'re not and never have been stchumm-bling \\'round in the dark! (PS: it makes me enter the security code at least 4 times and adds a backslash or three every time!)

Meriadoc - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Aren't Mulder and Scully too busy having kinky sex in thousands of fan-fic pornos to keep an eye on the Intelligence Bureaus? ;-)

Ann Hammond - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

I'm busting up

Red Ant - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Good thing I use a pen name and no one knows who I am...oh, wait. Great stuff, Phil. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to go format my hard drive and get a new identity...

Paradox - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

What do you call someone who thinks they're all out to get you, not himself?

Peregrin - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment

I clicked my heels three times and got you a five for each time. Then I heard Kansas...? Oh well, close enough.

Phil Alexander - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment

:-) Thanks everyone
TJC - it's Yiddish - there are so many great words in Yiddish... hey, you've just given me an idea for a parody
Paradox - I don't know - "orthonoid" perhaps?
Merry - I must have missed that episode of the X-Files... got it on video?

Kristof Robertson - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment

Schtumm: that's not a word you come across every day. This was paranoid perfection. 555

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/dorothyfromthewizardofoz0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1703