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Song Parodies -> "Treat the Dice"

Original Song Title:

"Treat Me Nice"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Treat the Dice"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When I'm out on the floor,
Pray things will go right.
I'm gonna make a score;
Life will be sweet tonight.
If they ever catch on, I'll pay the price. . .
Treat the dice.

I drilled some little holes
Deep into the 3s,
Poured in lead so it rolls
And on a 4 will freeze.
I don't feel guilty in this den of vice
Treatin' dice.

But before I throw 'em,
I must treat the pair.
On the back of 3 I'm drillin',
Fillin' lead in there.

Because I didn't save
Money, I turned to
Gambling inside this cave-
Like place where they watch you
And cocktail waitresses try to entice
Me to vice.

I'm ready to throw 'em;
Out I fling the pair.
Up comes the 3, but I'm chillin'
Till the 4's up there.

It's 7! So I wave
To croupier crew.
Their looks are very grave,
But, hey, what can they do?
I cheat, so the casino pays the price.
Beats a heist.

If you really wanna win, then treat the dice!

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Rick C - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Nicely done, JAB but, I wouldn't advise doing this in Vegas. Might be your last trip there. 555
alvin rhodes - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
another mystery of the universe solved by john barry...5s
Meriadoc - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I hope you remembered to paint the little white dots back on the three! :-O
AFW - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty snappy, about craps, but definitely, not crappy...
John Barry - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick, Alvin, Merry, AFW.
Stuart McArthur - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
hey but "treat" doesn't rhyme with "I Put A Spell" and "the dice" doesn't rhyme with "on you" - lol - great idea, JAB - 555
TJC - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny... and what's more, informative! A regular WikiBarryPediNary! Here's some hunk-a, hunk-a burning 5's... by the way, I thought Suart's comment was hilarious... I hope that doesn't make me a bad person...

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