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Song Parodies -> "Eggnog"
Original Song Title:
"Hound Dog"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Eggnog"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
She:
You ain't rummin' up that eggnog!
Spikin' at Yule time...
You ain't rummin' up that eggnog!
Spikin' at Yule time...
Well, you ain't clever to inbibe it
When this distaff calls out "time!"
He:
Well, I said "Just the one splash"
And that would be just fine
Well, I said "Just the one dash"
And you should pay no min'
Yeah, I won' get inebriated
Jush a light one to unwind...
She:
You ain't rummin' up that eggnog!
Pie-eyed at Yule time
You'll add nothin' to that eggnog!
Sneakin' on the sly
Well, it is such a stupid habit
Just some nutmeg should be fine!
'Cus I don't want you half smashed
No that would not be fine
And I don't want my house trashed
Yes that would cross the line
Well, you ain't doin' it, dagnabit!
'Cus you won't spend 'Eve half blind
He:
Well you think I wash qui' schloshed
But tha' ish jusht a lie!
When I drink I' no pot tossh
Well I' jush overtire'
Yeah, I ain' har'ly got a wobble
Jus' a-wash me walk shtrai' line!
She:
You went rummin' up that eggnog!
Spikin' at Yule time
You went rummin' up that eggnog!
Spikin' at Yule time
Well, you think clever to imbibe it
But on couch tonight you're lie'n'!
You ain't rummin' up that eggnog!
Spikin' at Yule time...
You ain't rummin' up that eggnog!
Spikin' at Yule time...
Well, you ain't clever to inbibe it
When this distaff calls out "time!"
He:
Well, I said "Just the one splash"
And that would be just fine
Well, I said "Just the one dash"
And you should pay no min'
Yeah, I won' get inebriated
Jush a light one to unwind...
She:
You ain't rummin' up that eggnog!
Pie-eyed at Yule time
You'll add nothin' to that eggnog!
Sneakin' on the sly
Well, it is such a stupid habit
Just some nutmeg should be fine!
'Cus I don't want you half smashed
No that would not be fine
And I don't want my house trashed
Yes that would cross the line
Well, you ain't doin' it, dagnabit!
'Cus you won't spend 'Eve half blind
He:
Well you think I wash qui' schloshed
But tha' ish jusht a lie!
When I drink I' no pot tossh
Well I' jush overtire'
Yeah, I ain' har'ly got a wobble
Jus' a-wash me walk shtrai' line!
She:
You went rummin' up that eggnog!
Spikin' at Yule time
You went rummin' up that eggnog!
Spikin' at Yule time
Well, you think clever to imbibe it
But on couch tonight you're lie'n'!
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Like the story-line and format, guys. The tone fits the OS really well. Nicely done - 5's ~ ~ ~
5 pints of eggnog.
Awesome job! 555
an intoxicating parody...can't say i've ever tried egg nog myself
Great job, on a song that doesn't really give you much to work with!!!
In the morning you'll need some hair of the nog.
I agree with Paul and Matthias
Well you know that stuffs high d(airy), get potty problem pain
Great job guys
Thanks everyone. :-)
Absolutely love it!
Love the he says/she says! Clever job !
Bah! Humbug! to you, too.
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