Ouch, that must hurt. Funny twist on that old song.

funny take....we all know elvis had a thing about white underwear

You are the living end! Laughed my squeaky clean keester off

Thanks to all

Farce - This parody reminds me of an aunt who had a saying for something is full of bull. She would simply say, "Oh, go scrub your ass". This was an absolute scream. I LOLed all the way through it. You really word smithed this one to the very "end" and even completed the paper work. Loved the line about what your mama told you. I think everyone can identify with that one. I used to think that when I was told to keep clean underwear in case I got into an accident meant that the doctor would look at my underwear and see the skid marks he's say to those attending that "Look at that, I don't work on him, call a priest".

Thanks, Guy...I got a laugh from your comment, as well....you painted a hilarious scenario, there

Sir L'AIR, will you allow me to use a 'Tuffy' instead of a 'Brillo' pad ? ? ?

What cn one say?
Always after you flush waste away
please perform this cleansing plié:
So that spray hits your stern,
as you drop take a turn
e’re your butttocks land on the bidet.

:-)

I just can just picture Elvis singing this on that final visit to the throne... :-O