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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Wow, It's Leather!"
Original Song Title:
"It's Now or Never"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley and the Jordanaires
Parody Song Title:
"Oh, Wow, It's Leather!"
Parody Written by:
Paul Robinson
The Lyrics
A new subject for me...
(ow-ow-ow-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ow)
Oh, wow, it's leather
Please bind me tight
Whip me real hard here (ooh-ooh)
Red ass, so bright (ow-ow-ooh)
this beating; a welt creates (ow-ow-ooh)
I so love leather (ooh-ooh)
The pain's so great (ooh-ooh)
When I first saw you
Could not tell your gender
I was in rapture
Wanting to be rendered
with pain that's sublime
at a point near my spine
above my rear
yes, I revere your lash
OH...OWAHHleather (Ow-ow-ow-ow)
I feel it's bite (ow-ow-ow-ow)
I hear your snarling (ooh-ooh)
Through the whole night
Your firm strokes; my fetish sate (ow-ow-ow-ow-ow)
I feel deep tremors (ooh-ooh)
My soul, it shakes
Mouth stuffed with pillow
And my thighs pried open
I await your slick glove
Covered with that lotion
Your whip excites me
Yes, the pain delights me
Whip me again
Thrash my rear end all day
EE-YOWWW – that leather (Ow-ow-ow-ooh)
I'm bound so tight (ow-ow-ow-ow)
You hiss and snarl at (ooh-ooh)
my helpless plight
Can't move now; in helpless state (ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ooh)
Tethered with leather (ooh-ooh)
Bondage, it's great
Bound up in leather
it feels so great
Bound up and tethered
More, Please! Don't wait!
Bondage with leather (ooh-ooh)
THE PAIN FEELS GREAT!!!
(moaning sounds to Fade)
Oh, wow, it's leather
Please bind me tight
Whip me real hard here (ooh-ooh)
Red ass, so bright (ow-ow-ooh)
this beating; a welt creates (ow-ow-ooh)
I so love leather (ooh-ooh)
The pain's so great (ooh-ooh)
When I first saw you
Could not tell your gender
I was in rapture
Wanting to be rendered
with pain that's sublime
at a point near my spine
above my rear
yes, I revere your lash
OH...OWAHHleather (Ow-ow-ow-ow)
I feel it's bite (ow-ow-ow-ow)
I hear your snarling (ooh-ooh)
Through the whole night
Your firm strokes; my fetish sate (ow-ow-ow-ow-ow)
I feel deep tremors (ooh-ooh)
My soul, it shakes
Mouth stuffed with pillow
And my thighs pried open
I await your slick glove
Covered with that lotion
Your whip excites me
Yes, the pain delights me
Whip me again
Thrash my rear end all day
EE-YOWWW – that leather (Ow-ow-ow-ooh)
I'm bound so tight (ow-ow-ow-ow)
You hiss and snarl at (ooh-ooh)
my helpless plight
Can't move now; in helpless state (ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ooh)
Tethered with leather (ooh-ooh)
Bondage, it's great
Bound up in leather
it feels so great
Bound up and tethered
More, Please! Don't wait!
Bondage with leather (ooh-ooh)
THE PAIN FEELS GREAT!!!
(moaning sounds to Fade)
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Gotta whip some fives out for this one!
Thanks, Rick C ~ ~ ~ say, how come my neck hurts this morning?
i knew i was bound to laugh at this one...5s
Good S&M'ing, here
Good one, Paul...painful. Thought sure I'd see Johnny commenting here..;) 5's
You sick, perverted puppy....:-) 555
Hmmm...looks like the "a's" have it here...alvin, AFW, Adagio...thanks ~ ~ ~
OH, YES, MASTER KRISTOF...CALL ME BAD NAMES!!! Hey, I think I'm getting the "hang" of this "S&M" stuff...OUCH!!! ~ ~ ~
Hehe Paul, I busted some fives on this. I've only written one parody of this type ( that got approved ). Even though you may not know TOS, have a look:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/gunsnroses9.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/gunsnroses9.shtml
Oh goody, I get to use one of my favorite jokes again! Everybody complains about the leather, but Paul actually did something about it!
Very good title, very good parody. Of course, being in the income tax profession, you know all about torture.
Red Ant, probably don't know the guns&roses OS (In fact, I can guarantee it...but I will take a look for the read). Michael P., spare the prod...spoil the cattle...or whoever....JJ - yes, but the difference is that SOME people get enjoyment out of this type of punishment...nobody really enjoys taxes all that much...although I must admit, I don't find them all that mystifying anymore...loony? Yes, sometimes...strange rationales? sure...mystifying? No...not really, if you read all the forms and instructions...but I wouldn't do it for free in my spare time, either...Thanks to all for looking in ~ ~ ~
Adagio, if you hadn't strapped me so tightly in your velvet-lined leather-bondage gear, I would have gotten here sooner! ;-D 555, Paul !!
JD, you almost missed this one...I'd give you 10 lashes for that, but I want them ALL for myself now that gotten used to exquisite agony of it all...you know, if I keep writing comments like this people will start believing I'm really into this type of stuff...I wonder if that is a good idea...??? ~ ~ ~
Actually, wouldn't it be "Spoil the rod, spare the cattle"? Or "Leave the gun, take the cannoli"?
OO...velvet lined, now, JD ;) And ...er...
Paul, you are (quoting someone you know) "stepping outside the realm of your normal stuff, and therefore feel hesitant."
Paul, you are (quoting someone you know) "stepping outside the realm of your normal stuff, and therefore feel hesitant."
Pat, whether it's a good idea or not doesn't matter...if I come up with more funny and/or interesting material I will pursue further...if not...well...HAR! Pirate's?? HAR! ...Hey, how about PIRATE S&M parodies...Yo-ho-ho! What would they do? Have themselves keel-hauled? Have to think about it...
Just thinking out loud here Paul; and alternative start for one of the verses could have been:
A lass in Vegas
She bound me tight
A lass in Vegas
She bound me tight
LOL....
Peter, Ahh...Vegas...injecting a little "Sin City" into the mix...well, I'd say that it "wouldn't hurt", but that would be opposite the initial thrust of this parody...MrMacphisto...hurts so good...thanks!
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