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Song Parodies -> "Fat Fast"
Original Song Title:
"At Last"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Etta James
Parody Song Title:
"Fat Fast"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Fat fast: light lunch will come along;
My porcine ways are over,
My will power is strong.
Oh yeah, fat fast
The pies I love. . .eschew!
My heart’ not taxed; I’m a rover—
Food bites are slight and few.
No pound cake, cream; I now eat leek stew,
Leeks steamed, the butter left alone.
I’ve found I’m ill ingesting Greek stew
That’s filled with lipid-mill hambone.
Oh yeah, them food piles, food piles,
Oh, can make a swell repast.
Then in I start; it’s tempting,
Pork out. . .a swine.
Fat! Fast!!
My porcine ways are over,
My will power is strong.
Oh yeah, fat fast
The pies I love. . .eschew!
My heart’ not taxed; I’m a rover—
Food bites are slight and few.
No pound cake, cream; I now eat leek stew,
Leeks steamed, the butter left alone.
I’ve found I’m ill ingesting Greek stew
That’s filled with lipid-mill hambone.
Oh yeah, them food piles, food piles,
Oh, can make a swell repast.
Then in I start; it’s tempting,
Pork out. . .a swine.
Fat! Fast!!
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Opa, what a parody!
I love Msetta's signature Tune, Captain Jack . . . but I know about your "willPower"; it doth wilt like a Flower . . .
Thanks, Phil, Madame.
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