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Song Parodies -> "Rude Oaf the Redneck Reigns Here"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Everyone
Parody Song Title:
"Rude Oaf the Redneck Reigns Here"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
*George Santayana, 1863-1952. Most famous quote: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
Rude oaf the redneck reigns here—
Once snorted coke up his nose.
Now, panders with the God bit,
While the deficit just grows.
Now there's more acid rain here,
'Cause he plays the "clean coal" game.
Blew it badly in the Gulf—
And Iraq goes up in flames.
Stent, one smoggy kiss-ass eve,
Satan came to say:
"Even though you're not too bright,
You'll take Kerry, who can't fight."
Near 50 percent love him,
Though he backstabs them with glee.
They might heed Santayana's*
Thoughts concerning history.
Once snorted coke up his nose.
Now, panders with the God bit,
While the deficit just grows.
Now there's more acid rain here,
'Cause he plays the "clean coal" game.
Blew it badly in the Gulf—
And Iraq goes up in flames.
Stent, one smoggy kiss-ass eve,
Satan came to say:
"Even though you're not too bright,
You'll take Kerry, who can't fight."
Near 50 percent love him,
Though he backstabs them with glee.
They might heed Santayana's*
Thoughts concerning history.
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| 5 | 8 | 10 | 9 |
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5's just for the wickedly-witty title alone! LOL!
Pacing limps in several places: it seems unnatural to sing "once snor-TED coke", "blew it bad-LEE in THEE Gulf", or "near fifty PURR-cent love him". Still, it's funny and the title is a clever pun on the original. 4-5-5...
Love the title, and the parody. 5 5 5
Title/first line worth "5's" all by itself. Rest is purdy-darned good, too...
Another gem!
Thanks, everyone. I was thinking of knocking off the political stuff, but maybe I'll reconsider.
Don't do it!!
Don't knock it off....give us more....LOTS more....and make it NASTIER, heh heh heh!! And throw in a little toilet humor now and then for our you-know-who friends, too.
This just in: William Tong has been hospitalized. Apparently, he pulled his groin when he kicked himself for not doing this one first! Great job!
We loved 90% of the content. You're doing a "good job." Writing parodies is "hard work." But of course you "know that."
Grrreat title.
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