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Song Parodies -> "I'm Miss-Behavin'"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't Misbehavin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fats Waller

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Miss-Behavin'"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I got my frock out,
Down off the shelf.
Ain't got my c*ck out,
I'm fixin' up myself,
I'm miss-behavin',
I'm shavin' my face so smooth.

I got a skirt 'n'
It's one I love.
It's like a curtain,
I drop it down from above.
I'm miss-behavin',
I'm shavin' my legs so smooth.

I'm Jack, former,
Now I'm "Norma"--
Teased up my hair,
Shed some with Nair.
This "miss" is worth waiting for,
Believe me!

Though I dress as "Kate,"
You ought to know:
I'm completely straight--
I just love this raiment so.
My miss-behavin' 's
Role-playing I like to do.

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Johnny D - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
JB's been ravin', he's slavin' all for fives from you.
Ravyn Rant - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I got coffee all over my monitor by line #4. 555
AFW - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny one, here...5's
Royce Miller - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
The first few lines grabbed my attention. Charming parody.
John Barry - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, Ravyn, AFW, Royce.

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