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Song Parodies -> "I'm Miss-Behavin'"
Original Song Title:
"Ain't Misbehavin'"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fats Waller
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Miss-Behavin'"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I got my frock out,
Down off the shelf.
Ain't got my c*ck out,
I'm fixin' up myself,
I'm miss-behavin',
I'm shavin' my face so smooth.
I got a skirt 'n'
It's one I love.
It's like a curtain,
I drop it down from above.
I'm miss-behavin',
I'm shavin' my legs so smooth.
I'm Jack, former,
Now I'm "Norma"--
Teased up my hair,
Shed some with Nair.
This "miss" is worth waiting for,
Believe me!
Though I dress as "Kate,"
You ought to know:
I'm completely straight--
I just love this raiment so.
My miss-behavin' 's
Role-playing I like to do.
Down off the shelf.
Ain't got my c*ck out,
I'm fixin' up myself,
I'm miss-behavin',
I'm shavin' my face so smooth.
I got a skirt 'n'
It's one I love.
It's like a curtain,
I drop it down from above.
I'm miss-behavin',
I'm shavin' my legs so smooth.
I'm Jack, former,
Now I'm "Norma"--
Teased up my hair,
Shed some with Nair.
This "miss" is worth waiting for,
Believe me!
Though I dress as "Kate,"
You ought to know:
I'm completely straight--
I just love this raiment so.
My miss-behavin' 's
Role-playing I like to do.
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JB's been ravin', he's slavin' all for fives from you.
I got coffee all over my monitor by line #4. 555
Funny one, here...5's
The first few lines grabbed my attention. Charming parody.
Thanks, JD, Ravyn, AFW, Royce.
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