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Song Parodies -> "Stake"
Original Song Title:
"Stay"
Original Performer:
Four Seasons
Parody Song Title:
"Stake"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Stake, yeah!
through his heart, he’s a goner!”
Bleeds lots of human fauna…
need no coroner.
His canines, sharp as times;
on carotids he dines.
But the stake will remove the fear
found at night.
Drive in that stake,
polish him off you’re gonna
No more will he kill
after drinking his fill.
He’ll be nil.
Creature was of the undead kind.
Gotta pound it in before the sun shines.
You gotta do it, even if you don’t wanna.
You can’t beat retreat—
beat this undead-spawner.
Pound on, pound on with that stake;
don’t give that creature a break.
Pound it in before he wakes.
through his heart, he’s a goner!”
Bleeds lots of human fauna…
need no coroner.
His canines, sharp as times;
on carotids he dines.
But the stake will remove the fear
found at night.
Drive in that stake,
polish him off you’re gonna
No more will he kill
after drinking his fill.
He’ll be nil.
Creature was of the undead kind.
Gotta pound it in before the sun shines.
You gotta do it, even if you don’t wanna.
You can’t beat retreat—
beat this undead-spawner.
Pound on, pound on with that stake;
don’t give that creature a break.
Pound it in before he wakes.
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