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Song Parodies -> "Ice Rude Ghouls with a Gun"
Original Song Title:
"Why Do Fools Fall in Love?"
Original Performer:
Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers
Parody Song Title:
"Ice Rude Ghouls with a Gun"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Ice rude ghouls with a gun!
Do not use birdshot spray
on things that await the break of day—
ice rude ghouls with a gun.
Make sure you don’t give ’em just a stun;
ice rude ghouls with a gun,
ice them with a big gun.
Gun ’em right through the brain;
gunning must not wane.
Don’t shoot for the friggin’ knee:
you’ll be “fricassee.”
Don’t be nice, go on, ice.
Do not use birdshot spray
on those things ’cause that won’t make ’em pay:
ice cruel ghouls with a gun.
Waste ’em or else you had better run:
ice cruel ghouls with a gun.
Ice ’em or start to run.
If you have heart, it’s you they will eat.
Away blow them—in head, not feet!
Gotta ice, gotta ice,
ice loose ghouls with a gun.
Do not use birdshot spray
on things that await the break of day—
ice rude ghouls with a gun.
Make sure you don’t give ’em just a stun;
ice rude ghouls with a gun,
ice them with a big gun.
Gun ’em right through the brain;
gunning must not wane.
Don’t shoot for the friggin’ knee:
you’ll be “fricassee.”
Don’t be nice, go on, ice.
Do not use birdshot spray
on those things ’cause that won’t make ’em pay:
ice cruel ghouls with a gun.
Waste ’em or else you had better run:
ice cruel ghouls with a gun.
Ice ’em or start to run.
If you have heart, it’s you they will eat.
Away blow them—in head, not feet!
Gotta ice, gotta ice,
ice loose ghouls with a gun.
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