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Song Parodies -> "Escargo"
Original Song Title:
"Chicago"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Escargo"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Escargo, Escargo,
I can't get 'em down
Escargo, Escargo,
They crawl on the ground..I hate 'em!
Couldn't even swallow 'em usin' booze..
Oh, Escargo
Those snails so sluggy, slinky and slimy brown
A hate treat, no great treat ..
Won't eat 'em, no way
They're slob things
I'll never put on my plate...Hey!
They are the slime,
The slime of the earth
And I am the man
who'll say nothin's their worth
Oh, Escargo, Escargo,
Throw 'em out!
I can't get 'em down
Escargo, Escargo,
They crawl on the ground..I hate 'em!
Couldn't even swallow 'em usin' booze..
Oh, Escargo
Those snails so sluggy, slinky and slimy brown
A hate treat, no great treat ..
Won't eat 'em, no way
They're slob things
I'll never put on my plate...Hey!
They are the slime,
The slime of the earth
And I am the man
who'll say nothin's their worth
Oh, Escargo, Escargo,
Throw 'em out!
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Good one.
Thanks, Larry
i'm shelling out fives
Can you email this to me? On second thought, just send it snail mail.
Was going to vote Five, but my puter conched out.
Was going to vote Five, but my puter conched out.
Thanks, alvin and Tommy
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