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Song Parodies -> "Lady Has Been Clamped"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Is A Tramp"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Lady Has Been Clamped"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

A story told by one of life's less sympathetic characters, the Traffic Warden.
She got no lights on, and drives in the dark
She drives an SUV, big as an ark
She's never bothered to learn how to park
That's why the lady has been clamped

I'd like to...
Give her a ticket - no ticket to ride
Know where she'd stick it, and stick it with pride
It just ain't cricket - that, I can't abide
That's why the lady has been clamped

She loves the big, huge 4x4 cars
Life sat in bars
She's rich - the bitch
Hates parking meters, no pass has been stamped
That's why the lady has been clamped

I see her eating, and sipping Bordeaux
It's hard just waiting for her to go
'Cause worst of all, she's parked on my toe
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That's why the lady has been clamped

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John Jenkins - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Good punch line, Phil.
Lady - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
A real man would have appologised for putting his toe under my wheel! :-)
Smurf - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey ! Stop following me around just so you can write songs about me! 5-5-5
Claude Prez - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
A very fun read; well done.
Phil Alexander - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
...and the one I missed out:
While on her mobile, signs "Do not disturb"
Her sense of parking is hardly superb
She needs a taxi to get to the kerb
That's why the lady has been clamped

..and Lady, I'm very sorry your tyre has been dented by the pressure of my toe... ;-)
Tim Hall - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to you, the lady has a Denver boot on her soul!
Agrimorfee - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
555 boots to the head!
Melhi - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(L) Hee hee! Fun read, Phil!
Adagio - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good one!
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Call it the Denver Boot, call it the Boston Buckle, this parody's still a hoot, it gave me a Charleston Chuckle.
Mistress Leola - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Quite amusing.
Meriadoc - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I was amazed at how insipid the OS was - this was a great improvement on it! :-)
Peregrin - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep, but nothing insipid about Phil's parody!
Phil Alexander - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Brain fade... I go away for a few days and forget that this song was in the ABC round L, so I was thinking "what's with all these new comments?" Wakey, wakey, Phil. Anyway, thanks all... I kind of like this song, too :-)
martha - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
This one got my vote for a win for this round very good one Phil..

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