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Song Parodies -> "Charmin Squeezer"
Original Song Title:
"Love And Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Charmin Squeezer"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Charmin Squeezer, Charmin Squeezer
You should go to jail,
You roamin' seizer
Fussy, 'bout your tissue
It's sticky fingers that I wish you
Toilet paper, sneaky caper
Are you worried 'bout
The cash you pay per?
Why do you seek plushy,
Is yours an extra tender tushy?
Why, why, why, must you annoy him?
Poor Mister Whipple
Try, try, try to leave the rolls untouched,
Without a ripple
Charmin' Squeezer, Charmin Squeezer
Strive to be a better store-keep pleaser
Try toilet your tension
Unravel in some new dimension
You should go to jail,
You roamin' seizer
Fussy, 'bout your tissue
It's sticky fingers that I wish you
Toilet paper, sneaky caper
Are you worried 'bout
The cash you pay per?
Why do you seek plushy,
Is yours an extra tender tushy?
Why, why, why, must you annoy him?
Poor Mister Whipple
Try, try, try to leave the rolls untouched,
Without a ripple
Charmin' Squeezer, Charmin Squeezer
Strive to be a better store-keep pleaser
Try toilet your tension
Unravel in some new dimension
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nice job
I love your clever wordplay ... truly a parsimoniously parsed pooh paper parody!
Thanks, alvin, and TJC
AFW, You're charmin' me with this one!
Now that's a topic and OS I would NEVER have thought of putting together! Great stuff. 555
Thanks, Matthias, and thanks Kristof
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