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Song Parodies -> "Katherine Harris"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Katherine Harris"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Katherine Harris, hideously made-up, demented former Florida secretary of state (helped Bush steal the 2000 election), current rep from the Sunshine state and longshot senatorial candidate who has stated, among other things, that separation of church and state is a fallacy and that "God is the one who chooses our rulers." Maybe that explains low voter turnout. Tammy Faye (Bakker) Messner, hideously made up ex-wife of convicted felon and con-man-posing-as-preacher Jim Bakker.
Katherine Harris mask can scare us:
Pasty puss pancaked plaster of paris.
Hag looks like drag brother
Who's mad for gladrags snagged from mother.
Masked harridan, mascara'd ment-
al case Faye-esque face; an embarrassment
As she prays on bent knee
That the Constitution will rent* be.
Cries, cries, cries that separation
Is an illusion.
Plies, plies, plies her monstrous mug with much
Makeup profusion.
Can't God spare us Katherine Harris?
Frank** played God; his man can't as much scare us.
Under Klieg lights' cover,
Hot as the sun.
She's got on tons--
Her makeup runs;
That's the last of her.
*shredded
**Frankenstein
Pasty puss pancaked plaster of paris.
Hag looks like drag brother
Who's mad for gladrags snagged from mother.
Masked harridan, mascara'd ment-
al case Faye-esque face; an embarrassment
As she prays on bent knee
That the Constitution will rent* be.
Cries, cries, cries that separation
Is an illusion.
Plies, plies, plies her monstrous mug with much
Makeup profusion.
Can't God spare us Katherine Harris?
Frank** played God; his man can't as much scare us.
Under Klieg lights' cover,
Hot as the sun.
She's got on tons--
Her makeup runs;
That's the last of her.
*shredded
**Frankenstein
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most descriptive
I got the feeling you were just about to tell us about all her good qualities, but ran outta stanzas (Bwaaa haaaa haaaa haaaa!) Nice parody portraiture with "Fay-esque", "masked harridan" , "masked mug/profusion" particularly descriptive... haven't thought about gladrags in a long time....hmmmm....
Your parody pen is a lambasiton of entertaing satire. 5's
Thanks again, guys.
Great punch at the Scary Harri....Totally agree..5 votes
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