Loves his harem, love to snare 'em;
His "overly friendly" emails scare 'em,
Beamish* band of brothers,
Besieged by blandishments** from buggers.

Loves his harem, love to hair 'em.
His massage messages plead: "Please bare 'em!"
ABC ain't friendly--
Exposes coverup by Denny.

Fries, he tries to penetrate them; tech-sent effusions
Cry to guys who've just progressed past pub-escent confusions.

"Lush" somewhere runs; lust will spare sons.
Shyster says Mark never would ensnare buns.
Rationale to mothers:
"When he was young,
Brothers were hung,
And with his bung they had their druthers."


*"Come to my arms, my beamish boy," from "Jabberwocky," by Lewis Carroll, purported pedophile.
**action or speech that incites or entices