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Song Parodies -> "Brassiere"

Original Song Title:

"Brazil"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Brassiere"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The third such titular take on the OS. Security code is 46D
Brassiere, holds parts o'er which fetishists swoon--
Nips hidden like an eclipsed moon;
Hope I view aureolas soon;
The clips clump them together.

Clenched inside these holsters, they can't sway
Or split apart and start to splay,
Each going it's own merry way.
Out, they'd dim the twilight from above;
Beneath them, I'd not see the dove
Flying above, symbol of love;
Sight lines aren't clear with no brassiere.

Wrenched from holding holsters, they can sway
Then split apart and start to splay,
Each going its own mamm'ry way.
Out, their eyes' sights I'm enamored of.
Unbuckled jugs get buccal love;
Her roundhouse raps me right above
Ringing right ear. . .back on, brassiere.



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alvin - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
pure poetry

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