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Song Parodies -> "Dangling in the Dark"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing in the Dark"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Dangling in the Dark"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Dangling in the dark, with the tube bent,
I'm angling off the mark; off the tube went
And waterfalled the walls with what was once beer.
My urine flies, and all it's on.
Turning on the light I should do, 'cause
To try it in the night, means a slough, 'cause
Can't aim. . .result looks like humid weather,
Damp'ning in the dark.
Now there's growing mold.
Someone's gonna scold.
At least it wasn't dung.
Now it's farting time
Air that's not sublime
Near done; glad not here's hon.
Turning off the light I now do, 'cause
The tide is up a mite in the slough. Was
I wrong to use that new diuretic,
Dangling in the dark?
I'm angling off the mark; off the tube went
And waterfalled the walls with what was once beer.
My urine flies, and all it's on.
Turning on the light I should do, 'cause
To try it in the night, means a slough, 'cause
Can't aim. . .result looks like humid weather,
Damp'ning in the dark.
Now there's growing mold.
Someone's gonna scold.
At least it wasn't dung.
Now it's farting time
Air that's not sublime
Near done; glad not here's hon.
Turning off the light I now do, 'cause
The tide is up a mite in the slough. Was
I wrong to use that new diuretic,
Dangling in the dark?
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Very funny title promise, and the parody delivers..
well, that was just lovely, john....lol...pee, dung and mold, what else could one ask for ?
To Alvin. . .. Febreeze. . .Despite it's rather puke worthy nature, it was very friggin funny. . .hope aoit doesn't see it. . .
Ap - pee - ling.
I echo 2Eagle's comment
I recognise that title! Mine, however, was to the Springsteen song. Cheeky hilarity....555
Thanks, AFW, Alvin, Dave, 2Eagle, Jason, Kristof
Urinals aim to please - you aim too please (ah, they never get old) - funny execution to a funny idea JAB - 555
I'm not cleaning this up
Pointin' some 5's at the porcelain...
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