Song Parodies -> "I Got Wood Under My Skin"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got You Under My Skin"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"I Got Wood Under My Skin"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I got wood under my skin
A splinter deep in the hide of me
So deep in my hide, man..
Was really inside of me,
I got wood under my skin

I tried to needle it out
Kept stickin' myself in the hand
That didn't play so good
The splinter just seemed to resist
Not come out the way it should..
Yes, I got wood under my skin

Tried a sack with ice, anything,
Not too bright,
Lame attempts at plucking it clear
In spite of a warning voice
That came from my wife
"Better go to emergency, Dear!"

Still I dug like a fool, believed I could win
Used no mentality, woke up to reality
In a day or two, with my hand swelled blue
At the hospital I'm now in..
'Cause I got wood under my skin

That darned wood under my skin...

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

TJC - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Now *that's* a funny place to get wood! 5 stitches and a 5-day course of antiwryotics!

alvin - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment

thought it was gona be about something else...lol...by the way, if you still have wood under your skin in four hours, its a good idea to see your physician

Invisible Boy - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment

I too thought you were going somewhere else with this when I saw your title. Ahhh...relief. Are you planning to go through the entire Sinatra songbook...?

AFW - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, TJ...and thanks, alvin...good joke there...and IB...I guess I have done a slew of FS's tunes in the past four years...A lot of them lend themselves well to parodies..have another in for tomorrow..

Agrimorfee - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment

That one stuck in my mind!

Meriadoc - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment

You really tweezed us with this one...

adagio - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Good parody!! I, too, thought it would be something else from the title. Funny!! 5's

SliverCakes - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir this it top notch, as are all tyour fine parodies of ~FS~, very classy, indeed. PS slivers from certain trees can cause infection, but for the most part, just let the skin(2 weeks) swell it up to the top, It's a lot easier to get it out then. ~~NurseCupCakes

Peregrin - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Good job, I saw the title and thought it was going to be about being tortured!

AFW - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, to Agrimorfee, meriadoc, adagio, and nurse,Silver Sliver Cakes, and Peregrin

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.