Song Parodies -> "Bessie Mae Moo-Cho"

Original Song Title:

"Besame' Mucho"

Original Performer:

"Bessie Mae Moo-Cho"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Bessie Mae, Bessie Mae Moo-cho,
You are my bovine of bliss
Constant cow of my dreams..
Oh, Bessie Mae, return my smoocho,
I'll love you forever,
Kinky, tho' this fetish seems..
Jersey maid, you make me tremble,
I'm high on your sweet milky ways,
There's no udder, but you...

My Bessie Mae, Bessie Mae Moo-cho,
Love you, for heifer..
You make all my creams come true
Let me braid your lovely tail
Feed bales of hay to you,
You are, by far, the barnyard best
My heart is on the roof
Now, as I hold your hoof,
Cud-dling..your head to my chest

Oh, Jersey girl, you make me tremble,
I'm high on your sweet milky ways,
There's no udder like you....
Come my Bessie Mae, Bessie Mae Moo-cho
Love you, for heifer..
You make all my creams come true
I will braid your lovely tail,
Bring bales of hay to you,
You are, by far, the barnyard's best
My heart is on the roof
Here, as I hold your hoof,
Cud-dling..your head to my chest

Dear Jersey girl, I love your big eyes
I'm feeling my oats..it is true
In your stall, feeding you...

Oh, Bessie Mae, Bessie Mae Moo-cho
Love you, for heifer..
You make my creams come true
Leg of four, heifer,
You make my creams come true
Bessie Mae Moo-cho,
You make my creams come true..

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Jeff Reuben - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

'There is no udder' :) As a fellow cow parodist, this one gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling. I enjoyed.

alvin - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

almost made it seem worth trying....very romantic

Invisible Boy - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Very funny AFW. Too many great puns to mention. I agree with alvin...you made your bovine friend sound kinda sexy...

LilMadameBovary - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Lord ~ThunderGun~ This is sexy & yet sweet . . . very nice; sooo Mucho, sooo Caliente, hombre Vaquero! I'll try to sing your words . . . Lo me gusta, senior L'Air !

AFW - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, all for votes and comments

Peregrin - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Cows make great parody targets don't they? M&P have another one coming out soon. I enjoyed this AFW. "There's no udder like you", heh heh :) Bit worried about alvin though, I think he needs to get out more!

Guy - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment

If this were about donkeys instead of bovines it could have been called "Besame Culo". But really now - "For Heifer"? (It is actually a very good ref) - I love it. This took some real wit to write this well, Farce - you are no "Nincowpoop". Johnny D needs to see this - Cow parodies are a huge favorite of his. Hope he sees this.

So what is the word for bovine in polish?
Cracow

What do they call bovines in Russia?
Moscow

I once saw a picture of a pet cow that went missing. Her pic was on a milk carton. Great write and most worthy of high praise and votes in the high fives.

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