To medical science, I'm rare
Get letters and email thru air
Everyday they keep dialin' my phone
They say I am the first case that's known
It concerns my behind, it's far out, real far
And the one thing they keep playing up big
Is that I can be a star..
If I agree to be their guinea pig..

I've been thinking it over a lot
Offered lotta big bucks I ain't got
Just to live in a cage and be naked !
Naked ! Naked !..There in Detroit !
Where the doctors will watch me and poke me a lot
They promise it won't be cold, and never too hot
But each day I must stay nude and naked !
Naked ! Naked ! There in Detroit !
They'll make notes as I use the throne
For The Strangest And Weirdest Purplish Floating
Crap Game Ever Known..

Well, I finally say yes, travel fare, they pay there
I arrive in Michigan, by air..
Couldn't ask for any deal bigger,
It's a seven circle figure share
Squeeze it tight in my greedy little hand,
Thrilled to be a millionaire..
All this just to sit around naked !
Naked ! Naked !..Here in Detroit !
But the first day of sitting and flexing my flank,
All the feces looks normal, it's brown, and it sank
They say here are your clothes, don't stay naked !
Take back cash, send me home alone..
No more Strangest And Weirdest Purplish Floating
Crap Game Ever Known.
In their cage, I lost the game
Have to poop alone..
Need to be at home,
For the Strangest And Weirdest Purplish Floating
Crap Game Ever Known