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Song Parodies -> "Rancid Tub of Lard"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing in the Dark"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Rancid Tub of Lard"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Rancid tub of lard,
With his goon friends,
A rancid tub of lard
And his loon friends.
He’s maund’ring in a drug blur,
His thoughts unclear.
Lithe? Not this guy;
He’s feasting on.
Cooking isn’t lite;
He’s got food love.
For the last bite he’ll fight;
Watch this dude shove
In ox and Oxycontin together,
Rancid tub of lard.
His shtik’s getting old,
His thick gut is rolled.
Stooge friends have got their tongue
Where dark. . .no sunshine,
And snarf, truffling swine--
Rear lunch. . .minions, to-fear bunch.
Rancid tub of lard.
With his goon friends,
A rancid tub of lard
And his loon friends.
He’s maund’ring in a drug blur,
His thoughts unclear.
Lithe? Not this guy;
He’s feasting on.
Cooking isn’t lite;
He’s got food love.
For the last bite he’ll fight;
Watch this dude shove
In ox and Oxycontin together,
Rancid tub of lard.
His shtik’s getting old,
His thick gut is rolled.
Stooge friends have got their tongue
Where dark. . .no sunshine,
And snarf, truffling swine--
Rear lunch. . .minions, to-fear bunch.
Rancid tub of lard.
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ewwwww...funny though
Strange, morbid tale, but certainly the title of the day - for ickyness
Ditto Alvin
With the "tub of lard" and OxyContin mentions, I thought this might be about Rush Limbaugh, who is indeed "rancid" IMHO. But whether or not this is about Mr. Limbaugh, it's still very good. I'll give it 5s.
al gore and i resent this parody whichever one of us you're parodying and so do our minions
Thanks, Alvin,Timmy, Andy, Andria. My apologies, MM and AG.
I wasn't going to vote, but if you've peed off Gore and Moore, that's Fives from me any day! :D (don't apologize!)
Rushin' to get you those fives stat!
Holy Manteca! it's sounds like you're parodying Rush than Michael Moore or Al.
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