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Song Parodies -> "No Level Room"

Original Song Title:

"Old Devil Moon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"No Level Room"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I look and rue, a grumpy me—
Nothing works out levelly.
Soon begins a bitching spree
Shit! There’s no level room
In my home, so I cry.
Zilch! There’s no level room—
I ask, “Why?!”

Skewed is my stance
On this expanse
Of floor; my ankle
Is not upright,
An oblique sight.
This foments rankle;
I ramble these ramps, ill

And I go slidin’ side to side—
I have snagged the carpet. . .tried,
But it’s not highly loomed. . .
Want contractor entombed—
Twit! There’s no level room,
That’s no lie!

Shmuck is this fink guy,
Creep makes me frown.
No level room.
Sleep?! From bed I
Fly. Tie me down!

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Old Man Ribber - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice slant on an interesting subject. Here's wishing you "Slope and Planes". ;D
LilTroLita - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . living in a ~Troll Motel~, Sir ? ?
LilHoTweet - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, tie you down, SirSweaty: . . . then, Tie your ~9erSkiddo 'Roo~ down . . . and Keep it Down ! !
2Eagle - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
You must have tied one on last night.
John Barry - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, all.

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