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Song Parodies -> "Witch Crap"
Original Song Title:
"Witchcraft"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Witch Crap"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I’m sniffing in the air—
There’s something vile in there:
Don’t step in it—beware,
It’s witch crap!
But there is a defense for it
Well, at least for the stench of it:
Give your nostrils a clench like a clew.
Caustic witch crap,
Wilt-nose witch crap;
’cause you knows it’s gross—
It’s Wiccan tad* poo.
It won’t arouse a breathe in me,
Aching lungs cause a seethe in me,
The sheath behind my teeth, nix askew.
A nostril starts to itch,
Sniffed in a trice, cursed Witch doo-doo.
*“Eye of newt, and toe of frog. . . .”—Shakespeare
There’s something vile in there:
Don’t step in it—beware,
It’s witch crap!
But there is a defense for it
Well, at least for the stench of it:
Give your nostrils a clench like a clew.
Caustic witch crap,
Wilt-nose witch crap;
’cause you knows it’s gross—
It’s Wiccan tad* poo.
It won’t arouse a breathe in me,
Aching lungs cause a seethe in me,
The sheath behind my teeth, nix askew.
A nostril starts to itch,
Sniffed in a trice, cursed Witch doo-doo.
*“Eye of newt, and toe of frog. . . .”—Shakespeare
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Is this about witches' brew or alternative treatments?
Double double toil and trouble, smells like crap from Barney Rubble. Good job, JAB! :P)
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