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Song Parodies -> "Witchcraft"
Original Song Title:
"Witchcraft"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Witchcraft"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
A Wiccan altar’s where
You’d find her shtikin’, there
Her witlessness to bare:
It’s witchcraft.
And now her defense for it:
“It was high school; a senseless bit!”
It should cause offense to her crew?
’cause ’twas witchcraft,
Wicked witchcraft.
It was long ago,
But still it’s taboo!
For those who say, “Don’t beat your meat!
Must wait until a sweet you meet
And greet her till you repeat, ‘I do’.”
Those who have bought her pitch
And have a Christian itch
Should find old witchcraft shtik askew.
You’d find her shtikin’, there
Her witlessness to bare:
It’s witchcraft.
And now her defense for it:
“It was high school; a senseless bit!”
It should cause offense to her crew?
’cause ’twas witchcraft,
Wicked witchcraft.
It was long ago,
But still it’s taboo!
For those who say, “Don’t beat your meat!
Must wait until a sweet you meet
And greet her till you repeat, ‘I do’.”
Those who have bought her pitch
And have a Christian itch
Should find old witchcraft shtik askew.
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Drat! You beat me to this one! I guess that's the difference between 2,871 submissions and 211 postings. Nicely done. ;D
Very "Crafty", John. Now, where's the "I Put A Spell On You" on this???
So does this mean that, when she loses on Election Day, we have to hear, "Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead"?
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please Stay witchin' , SenorPico . . . I'll stay tuned for your November `BroomSticke Adventures~ on Livin' La Vida Witchin', Sir Suede!
Ripped out of the headlines...and made humorous and melodic
wisConSin Dells on you, SirSweaty . . . A K A Mr b.V.d oMilpitas ! ! . . . . . yours truly, Whacky -Witch-oWest
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