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Song Parodies -> "Gun and Cartridge"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Gun and Cartridge"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Gun and cartridge, gun and cartridge—
Duos dharma is to harm a partridge.
But he had another
Target: firearmed his hunting brother.
Gun and cartridge, gun and cartridge,
The man with an artificial heart bridge
Would make a bad sentry,
If he keeps blastin’ pals who’re friendly.
Tried, tried, tried to separate man’s
Face from bird plumage.
Tried, tried, tried, but then he shot. . .not dead
From hot-lead spumage.
Gun and cartridge, gun and cartridge,
Did he think his lawyer partner’s part pig[eon]?
Many think this gunner
Was stumblin’ drunk, drunk as a skunk.
I wonder still ’bout his gun blunder.
Duos dharma is to harm a partridge.
But he had another
Target: firearmed his hunting brother.
Gun and cartridge, gun and cartridge,
The man with an artificial heart bridge
Would make a bad sentry,
If he keeps blastin’ pals who’re friendly.
Tried, tried, tried to separate man’s
Face from bird plumage.
Tried, tried, tried, but then he shot. . .not dead
From hot-lead spumage.
Gun and cartridge, gun and cartridge,
Did he think his lawyer partner’s part pig[eon]?
Many think this gunner
Was stumblin’ drunk, drunk as a skunk.
I wonder still ’bout his gun blunder.
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In 2004, Jay Leno's George Bush impersonator was asked what he would do to get Dick Cheney off the ticket. He replied "I'd sneak up behind him and yell....'BOO'! ". Watch your back, Dickie! ;D
Did he have a lawyer tag on his hunting license? Actually, Cheney's hunting buddy was lucky it was only bird shot. From what I've read, Cheney has a large collection of automatic weapons that the mere taxpaying peasants are forbidden to own.
I do wish that the USA would curtail the sale of the semiAuto devices on these G & C's , Sir !
Speaking of gun nuts, check out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=OQnU1t7UzgM
Mark: I did. Sick motherf**kers.
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