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Song Parodies -> "Fright Wigs Make Me Swoon"
Original Song Title:
"Fly Me to the Moon"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Fright Wigs Make Me Swoon"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Fright wigs make me swoon,
As displayed by movie stars.
That’s why I’m scared by sights like
That stacked-tress actress in scars.[1]
She’s otherworld-ly; her man
Is otherworld-ly, a misfit.
They have parts with songs,
Some rug thugs in the “Rocky Hor-
ror Picture Show”; wrong for
Me. . .gore fest dis-tress galore
(And, gore fest Mistress—abhor![2]).
In other words, they’re too grue-
some; comfort words need ensue.
She hit charts with songs
Got a thing that upward soars
Need a stomach strong for
Her suits and hirsute décor.[3]
Inundate turds when I view—
These rug-perched birds induce doo.
[1]Elsa Lanchester, “Bride of Frankenstein,” 1935
[2]Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
[3]Amy Winehouse
As displayed by movie stars.
That’s why I’m scared by sights like
That stacked-tress actress in scars.[1]
She’s otherworld-ly; her man
Is otherworld-ly, a misfit.
They have parts with songs,
Some rug thugs in the “Rocky Hor-
ror Picture Show”; wrong for
Me. . .gore fest dis-tress galore
(And, gore fest Mistress—abhor![2]).
In other words, they’re too grue-
some; comfort words need ensue.
She hit charts with songs
Got a thing that upward soars
Need a stomach strong for
Her suits and hirsute décor.[3]
Inundate turds when I view—
These rug-perched birds induce doo.
[1]Elsa Lanchester, “Bride of Frankenstein,” 1935
[2]Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
[3]Amy Winehouse
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I suppose you mean LadyGaGa & her wig SirSweaty ? ? . . . or is it MsSarah's little 'bun' that makes you 'Double-Duty your Booty' !
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