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Song Parodies -> "Mush of Carrots"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Mush of Carrots"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Mush of Carrots
Mush of carrots, mush of carrots—
Predigest 'em when I feed my parrots.
I try not to smother
Their beaks when I'm surrogate mother.
Mush of carrots, touch of borage—
I call it my "rara avis porridge."
Shock the local gentry
When my birds talk about rear entry.
Fly, fly—with serrated wings they
Could go a-cruisin'.
Slice, slice, slice—I've clipped their wings with just
Minor contusions.
Mush of carrots, mush of carrots—
Predigest 'em when I feed my parrots.
Treat 'em like my brothers,
And they call me a "mother******."
Mush of carrots, mush of carrots—
Predigest 'em when I feed my parrots.
I try not to smother
Their beaks when I'm surrogate mother.
Mush of carrots, touch of borage—
I call it my "rara avis porridge."
Shock the local gentry
When my birds talk about rear entry.
Fly, fly—with serrated wings they
Could go a-cruisin'.
Slice, slice, slice—I've clipped their wings with just
Minor contusions.
Mush of carrots, mush of carrots—
Predigest 'em when I feed my parrots.
Treat 'em like my brothers,
And they call me a "mother******."
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Last line makes it great 555
Thanks, RNM.
This was like an acid trip... funny and scary at the same time... lol
The surrogate mother line was great! 555
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