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Song Parodies -> "The Lady Is A Tramp"
Original Song Title:
"The Lady Is A Tramp"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"The Lady Is A Tramp"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Most times, her chow downs
Are hardtack and beans
Hangs in those trainyards
Just makin' the scenes
Wears red bandanas, has holes in her jeans
Because the lady is a tramp
She kneels for crapgames
With beggars and bums
Chicago, Northwestern,
Choo choo, here it comes
Jumps in a boxcar and sets on her thumbs,
Because the lady is a tramp..
She'll sniff the free..fresh..wind of stockyards
Plays lots of cards
Freeloads, back roads..
Snoozes on wood floors
No bed and no lamp
Because the lady is a tramp..
Often she's hungry,
But dinner must wait
Can't be an eater,
If grub begs are late,
She loves the railroads, and that old tin plate
Because the lady,
Because the lady,
Because the lady is a tramp
Are hardtack and beans
Hangs in those trainyards
Just makin' the scenes
Wears red bandanas, has holes in her jeans
Because the lady is a tramp
She kneels for crapgames
With beggars and bums
Chicago, Northwestern,
Choo choo, here it comes
Jumps in a boxcar and sets on her thumbs,
Because the lady is a tramp..
She'll sniff the free..fresh..wind of stockyards
Plays lots of cards
Freeloads, back roads..
Snoozes on wood floors
No bed and no lamp
Because the lady is a tramp..
Often she's hungry,
But dinner must wait
Can't be an eater,
If grub begs are late,
She loves the railroads, and that old tin plate
Because the lady,
Because the lady,
Because the lady is a tramp
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what the original should've been
AFW - A very literal take! Nice. ;D
Thought it was quite good and I don't understand all these ones on every parody
Thanks, Phil, OMR, and Lorpit...I guess Mr Onezy never sleeps..
I ditto PN & OMR; let's hope that this economy doesn't bring Ol' Blue Eyes' rich bi*ch down to become AFW's. I'm glad that this wasn't about a candidate.
Thanks to Barry
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