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Song Parodies -> "Open Marriage"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Open Marriage"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Open marriage, open marriage—
Something that the dude will now disparage.
Then there was the other
Who said to wife 2: “Screw my brother.”
Open marriage, open marriage—
That was then, but now his pious carriage
Is: he’s found redemption;
Once philandered without exemption.
Wife, wife, wife—it’s a trifecta. . .
Chicks in profusion.
Wife, wife, wife, and on-side shtups,
But now, there’s absolution.
Open marriage, open marriage—
Now that he’s running, he will disparage
What practiced the other
Guy who said fun is more than one. . .
Now that he runs: hypocrite mother’.
Something that the dude will now disparage.
Then there was the other
Who said to wife 2: “Screw my brother.”
Open marriage, open marriage—
That was then, but now his pious carriage
Is: he’s found redemption;
Once philandered without exemption.
Wife, wife, wife—it’s a trifecta. . .
Chicks in profusion.
Wife, wife, wife, and on-side shtups,
But now, there’s absolution.
Open marriage, open marriage—
Now that he’s running, he will disparage
What practiced the other
Guy who said fun is more than one. . .
Now that he runs: hypocrite mother’.
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Remember, folks: If you do something wrong, don't blame the media for reporting it.
God you're quick! Not easy being Johnny on the spot for current events! All fives....
You gotta give the guy credit for CHutzpah, as Crazy Eyes Bachmann once put it. Thanks, MP. Linda, the troll news writes the parodies for me.
Newt's not all bad. If it wasn't for Newt, we wouldn't have this timely parody. Nice one, Mr. B.
Moral of the parody: if you cheat, watch your back. You WILL get caught. 5's!
What's the big whoop? Didn't the Kennedy and Clinton Administrations have open marriages? JFK banging Marilyn Monroe, Clinton banging anything in a skirt. Hillary and Webster Hubbell banging out Chelsea.
Ron Paul has been married and faithful to the same woman for over 50 years....quite a contrast with the Newtster.
And Ron Paul never turned off the life support machines on his dying wife so he could marry his next one.
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