-> "Three For Two"
Original Song Title:
"Tea For Two"
Parody Song Title:
"Three For Two"
The Lyrics
Picture me with you and she,
One more than two,
With her, makes three;
More fun with we,
Than you and me, alone..
Twelve packs to beer us,
To relax and cheer us
For kinky relations,
On weekend vacations
We'll turn off cellphones, dear
And pretzel our bones, dear
Bed will shake
Like an earthquake,
We'll twist and make
Coils like a snake
And when we wake,
We'll drink and start, anew..
We won't raise no family,
'Cept maybe those downstairs named, Lee
Dear can't you see, it's kinkier with three
Nude and revealing,
A trio a' peeling
I called her, she,
Said, here, she'll be -
at two..
On spur, not a planned thing,
Hope you're understanding,
I'm hyping my man thing,..
brand new..
The thought of ho hiring,
Has me perspiring,
Say I can phone..
If it turns out great, dear,
We'll set a next date, dear
You, her, and me..
all prone..
Picture me with you and she,
One more than two,
With her, makes three,
More plus for us,
Than you and me, alone..
More plus for us,
Than you and me, alone..
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