There aren't really very many gripes
In this life that stick like glue
One extreme exception,
One like this will do...

I just can't stand a cat
The way they stink and pee
I won't put up with that
No, no - please get that cat away from me

The way they slink and stare
Always me-ow off-key
The way they claim a chair
No, no - just keep that cat away from me

If I never, never gaze again
On that lumpy hump of fluff
I'll be grateful,
I can't stand that rubbing stuff.

The way they brush your leg (don't-don't-don't-don't-don't)
Creep from across the street
Feline control, I beg
No, no - just get that cat away from me

Please, just keep that cat away from me