This hair parody is pretty good...welcome back, Andy..haven't seen you for a while...as you can tell, things are kind a' squeaky around here, these days

Thanks AFW, I've been absent from the site for nearly one and a half years. Glad to see another old 'un still around. I notice that you're not allowing comments on your parodies anymore. What's the story with that? Good one that you posted on the same day as mine. Great title sub and I had a laugh at "Do not french that chick" among other lines. I remember a comment by Leo K a long time ago where he said about wanting everyone from way back when to post once or twice a month on the same day. Does that happen? I'd like to join in if it does.

The NC thing is kind of a long story, Andy, but to be brief, it's mainly because of so many trolls, nitpickers, and vandal commenters...never heard of the same day thing...might be a good idea...not happening, as far as I know...and.thanks for your off site comments :)

Thanks again AFW. Shame that the once or twice a month thing never took off. First time back in all this time and I see that I've already upset someone enough to get the 1s.

My ears were burning, so I thought I better check in and see if someone had mentioned my name. (jk) Glad to see you here again, as you were always one of my favorite authors! I see you haven't lost your touch and gave you 555 for this one!

I think it was a couple years ago when I proposed to Tommy Turtle that we organize what I called 'Veterans Day', where the old gang would show up, say once a month. At the time TT didn't seem too receptive to the idea. Recently and most unfortunately I learned the reason why. It still might be a good idea, but I don't have behind-the-scenes contact with enough writers to make it happen by myself.

BTW, in case you aren't aware, I have been posting parodies using the screen name 'Leough' for quite a while now, should you be interested in catching up on what you might have missed.

Again, good to see you, and think about posting some more. The few old-timers still posting here seem to be outnumbered by the people mentioned by AFW, so we could use all the help we can get to balance things off. Or if you're too busy to write, at least stop by once a week or so and provide your support with votes and/or comments.

Wow, Leo, what a coincidence! Thanks for the compliment because you were also one of my favourite authors. We have something in common (usage of rhyming subs and sticklers for exact pacing).

As for the 'Veterans Day', why don't we see if we can get some interest in the idea. I know how to contact 6 of the old regulars and you know how to contact several more. Most of those would probably be able to contact others. Others who still look at the site would see what was happening and possibly want to join in.

Now for the tricky bit: How can we contact each other away from this site to start the ball rolling? I don't use Facebook or anything similar and I keep my personal email address free of spam by not giving it out via sites that the public can see. Have you got a Youtube channel? I could send my email address through the personal message function from mine. Have you got access to a business email address that's already out there for everyone to see? I could send it to that.

Airfarcewannabe fails to mention that he's a perv and the site is filled with dirty old men, racists, troll parodists, angry Vegans, Nazis, and Islamophobes. Most of the trolling and 1 bombing is done by sh#t for brains vets. Site is plagued.

I don't have any of those things you mentioned as contact options. However, I am registered as Leo Keough at the InThe00s message board site. I just checked to see if you were registered there, but didn't find you listed as a member using your first and/or last name. If you are registered, you could use the personal message service of that site to contact me privately. If you're not registered, it's not that difficult to do so. However, you will need to give the site your email address in order to do so. As far as I can tell, the site keeps your email address private after you register. I've used the PM service a few times, and it didn't look like the email address of either party was revealed in the process, including the 'invisible' header data. If that's not an acceptable option for you, let me know and I'll see if I can figure out another way.