Trump’s bad marriage(s), Trump’s mad hairage:
mow that nest of dreck that’s much disparaged!
Uses it to smother
a dome that’s alopecia’s brother.

Trump’s bad hairage, Trump’s sad hairage:
like the mane of horse that pulls a carriage.
To it there’s no entry,
’cause mastic’s serving as the sentry.

Pry, pry, pry—can’t separate it
because it’s glued on.
Fly, fly, fly away it won’t, though by
rats—might be chewed on.

Trump’s bad hairage, Trump’s “Gad!” hairage.
Holding nest of dreck, glue from a carriage-
pulling horse that’s done in
and rendered after it’s done runnin’.

The nag can’t run
because it’s done.
Trump’s fake run, bun
are ripe for funnin’.