Have some ales, quite a few, then here’s what you can do:
Whip up drunken art.
There’s no need for design; results will not be fine,
’cause it’s drunken art.

You can throw paint and scream as you’re blowing off steam.
Down the canvas paint streams as your energy teems.
You’re primed for more imbibing on this quaffing day.
Get a pressurized-paint can and start to spray.

After you’ve quenched your thirst, it’s time to show the work
that’s your drunken art
You’d gone quick from the bar to where studios are
to make drunken art.

With luck, someone will eye what you’ve done and then buy
what you made while pie-eyed and make no remarks snide.

You’ll have made a head start—some sucker will part
with a bunch o’ bucks to own your drunken art.