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Song Parodies -> "Brassiere"
Original Song Title:
"Brazil"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Brassiere"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Brassiere.
Holster that holds forbidden fruit,
Bikini top for Frederic's suit,
A hideaway we'd love to loot,
So very nice
They made them twice
Some snap behind, some fasten front,
Great engineering, great bouffant
A place where wolves just love to hunt,
To stalk and snare, their puffy prey
In lovely lacy lingerie,
But she'll say that'll be the day!
Sweet charms are here (to stay)
In her Brassiere...
Some snap behind, some fasten front,
Great engineering of bouffant,
The place where wolves will love to hunt,
To stalk and snare, their puffy prey
In lovely lacy lingerie,
But she'll say that'll be the day!
Those charms are here (to stay)
In her Brassiere...
Holster that holds forbidden fruit,
Bikini top for Frederic's suit,
A hideaway we'd love to loot,
So very nice
They made them twice
Some snap behind, some fasten front,
Great engineering, great bouffant
A place where wolves just love to hunt,
To stalk and snare, their puffy prey
In lovely lacy lingerie,
But she'll say that'll be the day!
Sweet charms are here (to stay)
In her Brassiere...
Some snap behind, some fasten front,
Great engineering of bouffant,
The place where wolves will love to hunt,
To stalk and snare, their puffy prey
In lovely lacy lingerie,
But she'll say that'll be the day!
Those charms are here (to stay)
In her Brassiere...
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555D.
Thanks, 2Eagle...sounds like "Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman"
Well done AFW! This one holds it's own!
Thanks, Jeff
Nice job with an unusual but good choice of song.
Thanks Leo
Excellent wordplay here--I loved "puffy prey."
Thanks to Bob
Brazier! You hold the things I love so dear. When ere' you nestle in my ear, my c*** goes into second gear!
The first modern bra was patented by the German Christine Hardt in 1889. Sigmund Lindauer from Stuttgart-Bad Cannstatt, Germany developed a bra for mass production in 1912 and patented it in 1913. It was mass-produced by Mechanischen Trikotweberei Ludwig Maier und Cie. in Böblingen, Germany. With metal shortages, World War I encouraged the end of the corset. By the time the war ended, most fashion-conscious women in Europe and North America were wearing bras. ~ History of Bras, Wiki
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