Song Parodies -> "Brad And Jen Are Leaving"

Original Song Title:

"Some Enchanted Evening"

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"Brad And Jen Are Leaving"

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The Lyrics

Announced this week...Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have split up

Brad And Jen Are Leaving
Leaving one another
Blame one or the other
Who knows, what goes with love?
The rumors are true, confirmed by E.T.
They're splitting and living apart..history

Brad And Jen Are Leaving
No word why they broke up
Faithful fans will choke up
And so it goes with love
He's in "Ocean's Twelve"
And she was on "Friends"
A Tinsel Town fantasy love, sadly ends

Who can explain it? who can tell you why?
Tabloids print reasons, but they're all a lie

Brad And Jen Are Leaving
Leaving one another
Now, like sis and brother
That's how it goes with love
He'll fly to Japan..for "Ocean's" premier
And she is beginning a new film, I hear

Seven years together, seperate ways they go
Seven years together, seperate ways they go

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stuart mcarthur - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment

who can explain it? I can. In one word: Angelina
I've submitted a parody for tomorrow that backs my claim - nice fast work with the topic AFW - 555

AFW - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Stuart..looking forward to seeing your submit....You mean Angelina Jolie..you mean he's gobbling up Billy Bob's leftovers?

Phil Alexander - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

I misread "Jen", and was expecting a Rocky Horror parody... not that I'd even known Brad P and J An were together, so their splitting up isn't exactly a bombshell. This was kind of fun, but I'm sure you could have got a bit more bite into it

Kristof Robertson - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

I agree with Phil, AFW...this was nice, and very well written, but would've benefitted from being a bit "spicier"...such a great parody topic, tho! 545

AFW - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Phil and Kristof...for votes and comments...just wrote it the way I felt it...with empathy...but, I'm sure in the coming weeks, they'll get more than their share of spicy bites...

Agrimorfee - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

They have gone the way of 'Sam n' Janet' methinks. (sigh) ;(

alvin rhodes - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

i guess brad found out about me and jen...heh heh heh...5s for you

AFW - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Agrimorfee, and Alvin..Yes, "Sam & Janet"...I remember that old parody...Oh,oh Alvin..so you're the one?.Lucky you...

Jeff Reuben - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Hmmm...but just yesterday the Midnight Star said they're getting back together and having a baby! And the Midnight Star is never wrong (you'll recall they spotted the "Bat Boy" running around Euclid, Ohio last fall).

B. Robinson - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment

It wuold have been funnier if you talked about Brad being gay.

2Eagle - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment

What a pity - especially since they spent a million and a half on their wedding. Jen's gown alone cost $30.000.

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