-> "Old Masters Tournament"
Original Song Title:
"Old Master Painter"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra, Phil Harris, and others
Parody Song Title:
"Old Masters Tournament"
The Lyrics
That Old Masters Tournament's
Conducted with poise
A course that seperates
The men from the boys..
Thursday through Saturday
They had rainy skies
But then on Sunday
Sunshine was the prize
Beautiful April
Golfers set to play
At that Old Masters Tournament
Augusta G A
This year old Jack came back
With sad news to tell
The Golden Bear was there
To bid his farewell
Nobody does it
Like he did in his day
At that Old Masters Tournament
Augusta, G A
That Old Masters Tournament
Put on quite a show
All golf's elite was there
To make it glow
Veejay and Mickelson
And Ernie Els
All played with passion,
But could ring no bells
Woods and DiMarco
Hit and ran away
At that Old Masters Tournament
Augusta, G A
Became a battleground,
Just strokes apart
Each one determined,
Gave it all their heart
Then on the sixteenth
Tiger roared with a roll
Amazing chip,
It zig-zagged in the hole
Gallery went crazy
As they waved and cheered
That Old Master Tiger
Had just re-appeared
Then came the eighteenth
Where DiMarco tied
So, it was sudden death
That would decide
Long Tiger putt,
Another green coat day
At that Old Masters Tournament
Augusta G A
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