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Song Parodies -> "Let Me Bite And Drain You"

Original Song Title:

"Let Me Entertain You"

Original Performer:

From Broadway Show, 'Gypsy'

Parody Song Title:

"Let Me Bite And Drain You"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Let Me Bite And Drain You,
Please let me gnash and gloat
I'm a vamp with high techs
This week I'm sort a' shy necks
You do have a lovely throat..

And if you squeal good
I'll suck you real good
I need your plasma to live
Just Let Me Bite And Drain You
Yes, Mam
Pretend it's a blood drive, give!
This is a blood drive, give!

Let Me Bite And Drain You,
Let me fang your smile
Your arteries are red ripe
I'm sure you are my blood type
Smells like you bathe with Dial..

Relax and squeal good
I'll suck you real good
I bat that you'll love my bite
Just Let Me Bite And Drain You,
I'll be gone before daylight
Yes Mam
Be gone before daylight.
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alvin rhodes - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
especially liked the "blood type " line
Johnny D - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody sucks fives.
John Barry - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Biting-vampire biting satire.
AFW - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Johnny D, and John
Yoidy - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought vampires were allergic to Dial! Not this one, though. Crimson 5s.
Phil Alexander - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but the title sub was good enough to have a look, and it reads perfectly. I like vampire parodies, they do have a certain "bite" :-)

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