You make no sound just like a mute horn, Mime
Movements expressed show love, joy, and scorn, Mime
Pretend you're banjo strummin'
And plunkin' out a tune to beat the band,
No sticks, no drums, you're drummin'
Your weave of pantomime is simply grand!

Now, there are cotton fields where you pick, Mime
Act like an old mule gives you a kick, Mime
You steer a car and brake with your foot
Then slowly, up a rope you climb..
You make the people feel, again
These things you do are real, again
With artistic appeal again, Mime..

A cake you bake, and eat with a smile, Mime
Stack up a lotta' bricks in a pile, Mime
Is that a dog, you're pettin' ?
Cross heavy traffic, and we hear brakes screech
High in a tree, you're settin'
Then tumble down, get up and eat a peach

You're tasting sour grapes and spittin' pits, Mime
Step out of a limo at the Ritz, Mime
Clearly we see what's not there
Eye poetry is smooth and right in rhyme..
Your moves are so sensational,
Amazing, inspirational,
Awesome, unique, white face and all, Mime
Your weave of pantomime is simply grand!
Your weave of pantomime is simply grand!.

You make no sound just like a mute horn, Mime
Hiding, in back, like pants are torn, Mime
Pretend you're banjo strummin'
and plunkin' out a tune to beat the band
No sticks, no drum, you're drummin'
Your weave of pantomime is simply grand!
Now, there are cotton fields where you pick, Mime
Act like an old mule gives you a kick, Mime
You steer a car and brake with your foot
Then slowly, up a rope you climb..
You make the people feel, again,
These things you do are real, again,
With artistic appeal. again, Mime..
Mime ! Mime ! Mime ! Mime !