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Song Parodies -> "I Could Have Lanced All Knights"
Original Song Title:
"I Could Have Danced All Night"
Original Performer:
From Broadway Show: 'My Fair Lady'
Parody Song Title:
"I Could Have Lanced All Knights"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Shield, sheild...In armor with my shield
My spirit's high, and down's my iron mask
Hail ! Hail ! I'll shall not fail at all
There is no doubt, in glory, I shall bask
I Could Have Lanced All Knights
I Could Have Lanced All Knights
And lanced another four
I could have spurred my steed
And poked them where they peed
Then never would no more...
Medieval show
Crowds made it so exciting
Splendor like this needs bloody sights..
With killer instincts high
There was no doubt that I..
I Could Have Lanced, Lanced, Lanced, All Knights !
I Could Have Lanced All Knights
I Could Have Lanced All Knights
Kabobbed them with my pole
I could have thrust my skew
Made each a barbecue
So cool and in control
Was it my fault
That my horse halt-ed quickly ?
That I hit dirt, split skirt, and tights..?
If one more chance I'd got
I could have Lanced A Lot,
I Could Have Lanced, Lanced, Lanced, All Knights !
My spirit's high, and down's my iron mask
Hail ! Hail ! I'll shall not fail at all
There is no doubt, in glory, I shall bask
I Could Have Lanced All Knights
I Could Have Lanced All Knights
And lanced another four
I could have spurred my steed
And poked them where they peed
Then never would no more...
Medieval show
Crowds made it so exciting
Splendor like this needs bloody sights..
With killer instincts high
There was no doubt that I..
I Could Have Lanced, Lanced, Lanced, All Knights !
I Could Have Lanced All Knights
I Could Have Lanced All Knights
Kabobbed them with my pole
I could have thrust my skew
Made each a barbecue
So cool and in control
Was it my fault
That my horse halt-ed quickly ?
That I hit dirt, split skirt, and tights..?
If one more chance I'd got
I could have Lanced A Lot,
I Could Have Lanced, Lanced, Lanced, All Knights !
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kabobbed...lol
Thou jestest 'bout jousting.
I dub thee SIR Airfarcewon.
I lost it at "I could have spurred my steed and poked them where they peed". Excellent work! 555
Thanks, alvin, and John..and Rex...To paraphrase Mel Brooks...It's good to be a knight...and thanks, Rick C.
funny stuff. 5's.
Sir John Of Barry sort of took my quip: "Surely you joust!"
the whole thing was so clever, but the "lanced a lot" was something special, AFW - 555
Thanks, JP, Johnny D, and Stuart
The title itself was worth fives!
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