I'm a guy, there's a swagger in my gait
And my arms flex and ripple strong with muscle
With the gang, watching football games is great
Calm of style, but if challenged, I can hustle..

I'm no slob, but don't call me metrosexual
Any man who's not manly, nothin's worse
Not real stupid, nor highly intellectual,
But will never be caught dead holding a purse

When I get a sharp clean haircut
I am confident, proud, mood's high
Wear my jeans up, not low, no bare butt,
I enjoy being a guy!

When gals think I'm cute or funny
Off the ground, it can make me fly
Played or not, on them, I'll spend money
I enjoy being a guy!

I flip when I see a sexy lady
I drool over boobs that peek from lace
May surf into porn sites kind'a shady
Through my arteries like to feel the red blood race!

I'm strictly an all man "He-male"
And that's how I intend to be
If you're looking for gay, don't email
I enjoy being a guy,
Chasing hot girls...I...see

I'm known to tip shots of brandy
Hang in bars, have good times, get high
Bring dates rose bouquets and candy
I enjoy being a guy!

When I get my Irish up I sizzle
And don't take no BS, nosiree..
If you light my short fuse I will not fizzle
Well prepared with a good defense you'd better be!

I'm strictly a single free-male
And it's how I intend to be
All my life I will always be male
I enjoy being a guy..
Chasing hot girls...I...see