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Song Parodies -> "Shall We Lance"
Original Song Title:
"Shall We Dance"
Original Performer:
From B'way show, "The King and I"
Parody Song Title:
"Shall We Lance"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Poor Willie wreathed in pain
He did not look too well
Against my better judgment
Went to seek medical aid..
He had an awful sore
Was aching to the core
I'm six-three, strong as a tree
But, with "Owies" I'm afraid...
Shall We Lance?
Asked the doc in Salinas, Doctor Klutt
Shall We Lance?
That big boil on your penis, shall we cut?
Have no pants,
But, I'll run, even with a naked butt
Me, and Will packed together
Sixty years, and I would rather
Dip his head in a bed of ants..
Than trust him to a surgeon
With some huge scalpel emergin'
Want no Lance!
Want no Lance!
Want no Lance!
(Doc) Shall We Lance?
(Nurse) One, two, three and?
Saw the doc in Salinas, Doctor Klutt
(Nurse) One, two, three and?
(Doc) Shall We Lance?
(Nurse) One, two three and?
(Doc) That big boil on your penis, shall we cut?
(Doc and nurse) One, two, three and?
Have no pants,
But, I'll run, even with a naked butt
Me, and Will packed together,
Sixty years, and I would rather
Dip his head in a bed of ants..
Than trust him to a surgeon
With some huge scalpel emergin'
Need no lance!
Need no Lance!
Need no Lance!
Not a chance!!!!
He did not look too well
Against my better judgment
Went to seek medical aid..
He had an awful sore
Was aching to the core
I'm six-three, strong as a tree
But, with "Owies" I'm afraid...
Shall We Lance?
Asked the doc in Salinas, Doctor Klutt
Shall We Lance?
That big boil on your penis, shall we cut?
Have no pants,
But, I'll run, even with a naked butt
Me, and Will packed together
Sixty years, and I would rather
Dip his head in a bed of ants..
Than trust him to a surgeon
With some huge scalpel emergin'
Want no Lance!
Want no Lance!
Want no Lance!
(Doc) Shall We Lance?
(Nurse) One, two, three and?
Saw the doc in Salinas, Doctor Klutt
(Nurse) One, two, three and?
(Doc) Shall We Lance?
(Nurse) One, two three and?
(Doc) That big boil on your penis, shall we cut?
(Doc and nurse) One, two, three and?
Have no pants,
But, I'll run, even with a naked butt
Me, and Will packed together,
Sixty years, and I would rather
Dip his head in a bed of ants..
Than trust him to a surgeon
With some huge scalpel emergin'
Need no lance!
Need no Lance!
Need no Lance!
Not a chance!!!!
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cuts to the bone !......scarily funny...owie !
Better do sumin' about it, or Willie's a goner... that's 'what you get for chasin' Tramps, Tramps, Tramps. http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1446.shtml 555
This pierced my funny bone
Thanks, al, TT, and PMS
"As it is so written... so let it be fun" 555 - Yul
AFW, although this is totally off-topic, I confess that I DID write those two other parodies before Darrell Wilhelm sent me a 20-page letter about how to write good parodies, and he enclosed a "Bad Speller's Dictionary". So AFW, I want to let you know that I am sorry for lying to you and that I am kind of regretful for not allowing comments. Here are 555 infected blood blisters on "Willie" for you to lance.
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