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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had A Harp"

Original Song Title:

"If I only Had A Heart"

Original Performer:

From the film, "Wizard of Oz"

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Harp"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I could be like Groucho's brother
Make music like no other,
Professional and sharp..
Hang with classical swingers
Show ten talented fingers,
If I only had a harp

I'd play softly..I'd play gentle
But become tempermental
Flip like an angry carp..
If heckled by some person
You would hear real nasty cursin'
At a concert with my harp

Picture me...between my knees
This instrument of tone
Such a big star on my own
Critiques would say..
Great play!

I would tingle ear emotion,
Crescendo like an ocean
Summers, beneath a tarp..
Like angels, I would pluck it
Tell the world to go and suck it!
If I only..had..a..harp





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alvin - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
don't think i've heard a harp player heckled before...good one....lol
UnKnownVO - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, . . . I chose to refrain from cultivating the 'picture between your knees' !
Ann Hammond - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
AFW - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, UKV, and Ann
MrMacphisto - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
The "suck it" part reminded me of Celebrity Jeopardy... lol... 5-5-5
AFW - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to MrMac
Meriadoc - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Cute one, altho' I expected it to have a heavenly tone... ;-)

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