Song Parodies -> "Back Into Cattle Again"

Original Song Title:

"Back In The Saddle Again"

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Original Performer:

"Back Into Cattle Again"

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The Lyrics

I'm Back Into Cattle Again
My girl ran off with a friend
Now, I take it on the hoof
'Cause cows are not aloof
Back Into Cattle Again

Made Bessie go to the vet
So, no STD's I would get
Her pleasures, I unfurl
My little Jersey Girl,
Back Into Cattle Again

Whoopee - ty - yi - yay
Promise lotsa' hay
Back Into Cattle Again
Whoopee - ty - yi - yo
Udderly aglow
Back Into Cattle Again

I'm Back Into Cattle Again
Out by the barn, where they're penned
Those longhorns, I don't need
Right after, smoke some weed
Back Into Cattle Again

Ridin' the range, once more
Searchin' the herd for a score
They'll give me what I want
And I'm lactose tolerant,
Back Into Cattle Again

Whoopi - ty - yi - yee
Think that "moo's" for me
Back Into Cattle Again
Whoopi - ty - yi - yow
Like Homer, "Have a Cow"
Back Into Cattle Again

I'm Back Into Cattle Again
Missionary, don't recommend
And to tease her sexy "bod"
Sometimes I'll use a prod
Back Into Cattle Again

Her measurements are fine
"Ninety" "Two Fifty" "Three-o-Nine"
Ferdinand is sick with grief
'Cause I get all the beef
Back Into Cattle Again

Their love is smooth as silk,
Besides we need the milk
I'm Back...Into...Cattle....Again

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alvin rhodes - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

my condolences to ferdinand....lol....classic stuff here

Rick C - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

I see you care deeply about udders! 555

John Barry - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

I'm mooved to give this hooved tune 5s.

AFW - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin, Rick, and John

Meriadoc - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Love the barnyard hijinx!

The Charnstar - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

EWWWWWW! All 5's

AFW - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Meriadoc, and Charnstar

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but interesting, there's really no truth in the saying that a dog is man's best friend...

AFW - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Peter..

Michael Pacholek - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment

I got a title that I haven't been able to use, with the movie "City Slickers" in mind: To Pat Benatar's "Love Is a Battlefield"... "Stuck In a Cattlefield." If you can do something with it, you have my full encouragement, provided you make it as good as this one.

Kristof Robertson - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment

Bestiality rocks (or in this case, twangs). Loved it...reminscent of a brilliant parody called "It's Sow Or Heifer" by some guy called Kristof; you should check it out. ;-)

Confission - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment

cowabunga! this is one of the greatest parodies i've ever read

AFW - August 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Michael...not familiar with that tune, but thanks for the offer...Thanks, Kristof...I shall indeed, check it out.......and thanks, Confission..

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