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Song Parodies -> "He Is a Man with Menarche, version 2"

Original Song Title:

"I Am the Monarch of the Sea"

Original Performer:

Gilbert and Suliivan

Parody Song Title:

"He Is a Man with Menarche, version 2"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He is a man with menarche--
Anatomic anomaly.
One day, some maid mist drowns his pants;
He bleeds like his sisters with the curse 'n' anguished rants.
He'll bemoan the "sickness" that'll, too, cause him to rant.

He could not believe his eyes:
His bosom'd swell and rise.
And then some snippy Frenchman called him a "tante!"
He riposted: "Monsieur, I must cuff you for that taunt!"
His "she" hormone system needs a course of estro plantes.

But now he needs to know
What generates down below,
And seek the solution to what made him nance
And seep like his sisters, and his cousines, and his aunts.
His genome is twisted and his corpus is askance.
Once mister, he's now "cousine," oozing red runs like a cru stream that decants.

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alvin rhodes - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
just lovely...5s
Major-General Johnny D - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Bleedin' incredible, JB-positive!

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