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Song Parodies -> "Amiright Monster Parodies (corrected version)"
Original Song Title:
"I Am the Monarch of the Seas"
Original Performer:
Gilbert and Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"Amiright Monster Parodies (corrected version)"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Amiright's monster parodies,
They rule if squeamishly scary—
Insane, twisted heart-pounding chants,
Whose demons so sinister cause me to piss my pants,
I scream and I diss them, curse—concurrently entranced.
He watches with bloodshot eyes
Her bosom swell and rise.
This vampire has got a maiden in a trance,
He leers then kisses her neck, fangs cutting like a lance
He smears kisses with gore, and the coursin' cannot stanch.
These demons squeeze me so,
Their generators must know
That freaks' malocclusion and some zombie bands
Can sow a cold frisson causin' coursin', sweaty hands
They know their mission is to cause enuretic glands
I micturate at bloodletting; it's caused unstanched floodgating in my pants.
They rule if squeamishly scary—
Insane, twisted heart-pounding chants,
Whose demons so sinister cause me to piss my pants,
I scream and I diss them, curse—concurrently entranced.
He watches with bloodshot eyes
Her bosom swell and rise.
This vampire has got a maiden in a trance,
He leers then kisses her neck, fangs cutting like a lance
He smears kisses with gore, and the coursin' cannot stanch.
These demons squeeze me so,
Their generators must know
That freaks' malocclusion and some zombie bands
Can sow a cold frisson causin' coursin', sweaty hands
They know their mission is to cause enuretic glands
I micturate at bloodletting; it's caused unstanched floodgating in my pants.
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well written...5s
DKTOS, sorry!
DKTOS, sorry. It seems well-written though.
Thanks, Alvin, Rick, Ash.
I don't know much G&S either..except a few I heard Groucho do..but this reads fives..
nicely done, John - I'm assuming this isn't for the amIright opera, as it's on another topic to the plot - so please let me know if you want me to incorporate it somehow - 555
Thanks, Stuart. Incorporate if you can, but in any case, thanks for the inspiration. I've submitted 5 G&S parodies for posting tomorrow.
A bizarrely-refreshing palate-cleanser, Sir Barry! ( FIVE for tomorrow! Tally-HO! )
Holy Toledo, FIVE! - I'll wait to see if one of those fits better into the story, as I would need a huge reflex-angled left-hand three-point turn to bring the storyline over to this one :-)
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