The Lyrics
Madessa's very modern in her gen'ral major modeling
As well as strut and shake her butt, just like a duck, she's waddling
Gets amply paid and catered to, requires constant coddling
In big demand, designers wish, her style, they could be bottling
More than just a super model, she's considered super duper
In a class all by herself, promoters fight to grab and group her
And with that walk on a catwalk, keeps male buyers in a stupor
Her big boob size catches all eyes, and gives tongue ties like G. Cooper
(And with that walk on a catwalk, keeps male buyers in a stupor)
( Her big boob size catches all eyes, and gives tongue ties like G. Cooper)
(Her big boob size catches all eyes, and gives tongue ties like G--Gary Cooper)
In Rome, they call her Roamin' Showman, never does as Romans do
To be a brat, she'll wear a flat, and not adorn a high heeled shoe
More independent than dependent, best describes her attitude
She flaunts her fun way on a runway, and expects high gratitude
(More Independent than dependent, best describes her attitude)
(She flaunts her fun way on a runway, and expects high gratitude)
Part oriental, temperamental, not always right, but never wrong
She's bawdy and she's naughty and quite often wears a skimpy thong
In Honolulu, shocked a guru, flashed him in her red sarong
When action slows at fashion shows, she'll sneak away and smoke a bong
Her long legs, lanky, Tyra Banky, curves all showing where they should
She pops her koochie in a Gucci, does her thing in Hollywood
She drive's 'em mad in Madagascar, there they call her, "Ducky One"
And even waddles in Alaska, icebergs melt when she gets done
(She drives 'em mad in Madagascar, there they call her, "Ducky One")
(And even waddles in Alaska, icebergs melt when she gets done)
(And even waddles in Alaska, icebergs melt when she gets done..with one)
They offered her a movie role way out at Disney Studios
To not get stuck as Daisy Duck, she turned it down, the story goes
She said, "I'll not accept the part, if I can't be Snow White with elves..
And where your movies are concerned, Well, you can just go duck yourselves!"
(She said, "I'll not accept the part, if I can't be Snow White with elves..)
(And where your movies are concerned, well, you can just go duck yourselves!)
Walks the line for Calvin Klein, and she's the gal in Galliano
Teeth as white as ivory keys, they glisten like a grand piano
As a hobby likes grand op'ra, and she even sings soprano
Fam'ly member in soap op'ras, fav'rite aunt is Linda Dano
In time and gravity of years, come fewer calls from agencies
She opens up a strip club in L.A. thats called, "Cele-Bra-Tease"
Around a pole, she waddles nude, to hidden treasure, found the keys
Does Colorado wintering, dates movie stars, and even skiis
She owns a home in Malibu, Chalets in Switzerland each spring
Has holdings high in real estate, a private jet, and much bling bling
Top models come, and models go, but none will have a greater fling
Than, "Ducky One" Madessa had in gen'ral major modeling
(Yes models come, and models go, but none will have a greater fling)
(Than, "Ducky One" Madessa had in gen'ral major modeling)