There's a castle on a hilltop in Drac'sburgh, Transylvania
It's where Dracula creeps every night, (every night)
By a castle on a hilltop in Drac'sburgh, Transylvania
But, there just ain't no necks left to bite, (left to bite)

Life was peaches, life was honey, sleepin' all day while it's sunny
And at night he'd step out for a meal
He was handsome, he was dapper, this tall dark daytime napper
To the ladies, he had sex appeal
Now, If you should run into a scary caped stranger
You need not be a nervous wreck
Turn your collar down, and he'll flee with a frown
When you show him the marks on your neck

There's a castle on a hilltop in Drac'sburgh, Transylvania
Where the vampire still roams at night, (roams at night)
By that castle on a hilltop in Drac'sburgh, Transylvania
But, there ain't no more necks left to bite

Came to town a tatoo artist, entrepeneur, was the smartest
Opened shop where a horse carriage parks
For a small fee, with his needle, shrewdly tatooed the people
Drew a couple of neat fang tooth marks
Now, when they run into that scary caped stranger
They're no longer a nervous wreck
Turn their collar down, and he flees with a frown
'Cause they show him two marks on their neck

There's a castle on a hilltop in Drac'sburgh, Transylvania
Where poor Drac still sneaks every night, (every night)
By the castle on a hilltop in Drac'sburgh, Transylvania
But, there ain't no more necks left to bite...

He thinks there ain't no more neck's left to bite..