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Song Parodies -> "Your Heatin' Chart"
Original Song Title:
"Your Cheatin' Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Hank Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Your Heatin' Chart"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Your Heatin' Chart
It makes me weep
When I want love,
It's "Go to sleep!"
Or, headache time,
Or, "Don't feel well...
Your Heatin' Chart
Is cold as Hell!
I walk the floor,
Sometimes till two
Or watch BayWatch
To get me through..
Your "Obsteotrish"
You'd better see,
Your menopause
Is pausin' me!
Your Heatin' Chart
Is cold as ice
In seven years,
We've made love twice..
You're actin like
I got the mange,
Your Heatin' Chart
Needs rearranged..
Your Heatin' Chart
Makes me count sheep
And fantasize
Which ones to keep
I take a bath
And I don't smell,
But,Your Heatin' Chart's
Still cold as Hell...
It makes me weep
When I want love,
It's "Go to sleep!"
Or, headache time,
Or, "Don't feel well...
Your Heatin' Chart
Is cold as Hell!
I walk the floor,
Sometimes till two
Or watch BayWatch
To get me through..
Your "Obsteotrish"
You'd better see,
Your menopause
Is pausin' me!
Your Heatin' Chart
Is cold as ice
In seven years,
We've made love twice..
You're actin like
I got the mange,
Your Heatin' Chart
Needs rearranged..
Your Heatin' Chart
Makes me count sheep
And fantasize
Which ones to keep
I take a bath
And I don't smell,
But,Your Heatin' Chart's
Still cold as Hell...
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love it, especially the sheep line
LOL funny and sadly poignant, AFW...is this about you? :-0 555
(Smiles sheepishly.) Looks like a real chart buster. Keep counting those sheep until you reach 555 or fall asleep.
Thanks Royce.....Thanks Kristof....Not really about me...but parts are probably subconsciously drawn from life experieinces,,,Thanks Guy
clever twist...funny wordplay...in short, a chartbuster...5s
Nice spooneristic title. 5s on the chart.
A hot topic.
Great title, superior work AFW. One of your best, and that's sayin' something. Super high fives
Thanks, 2Eagle......and Thanks, Dee...I appreciate your extra kind comments, very much..
Sheep? I was counting Rams!
Bravo!
Thanks, John...good one Thanks, Johnny...
Very funny!
Periods are girl's best friend - when it is granny fever time, it's bye bye for girl years :-(
Thanks to Adagio and Susanna
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